Why I Drink Coffee t-shirt (black text)

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Why I Drink Coffee t-shirt (black text)

PAUSES ALL UNWANTED INTERACTION WITH PEOPLE

MELTS THE FROSTBITE FROM MY ARCTIC HEART

MAGIC LIQUID OF MANUFACTURED PRODUCTIVITY

MATCHES THE DARKNESS OF MY SOUL

LESS BITTER THAN THE LEAD BALLOON OF ADULTHOOD

ACCEPTABLE IN PAPER CUP OR SARCASTIC MUG

SO I DON’T KILL

 



This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65